Monday, March 7, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #42~Alpha-lingus

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

This technique has been around for years. It enjoyed a resurgence in popularity in the late '80's, thanks to comedian Sam Kinison, who described it as part of his live stage show. Sam insisted that the best letter is capital "T." Now you be the judge.

Here's What You Need:
Just you and your tongue.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart.
Position your mouth in front of her vagina and begin to pleasure her orally. As you're doing this, lick the alphabet on and around the clitoris.
Do all the capital letters first, then switch to lower case.
Watch your woman's reactions to determine which letters she likes best. After awhile, you can just do those (t's great when her favorite letters actually spell a word).
The Hawaiian alphabet only has twelve letters. If you happen to be a native Hawaiian, that puts you at a distinct disadvantage when performing this technique -- or trying to get on "Wheel Of Fortune."

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


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