Thursday, April 28, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #61~ The Inverted Cane

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

After the holidays, there are always a few peppermint candy canes left over. Here's how to use one of them in a way "yule" both enjoy.

Here's What You Need:
One peppermint candy cane.


Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand.
Kneel down in front of him and unwrap the candy cane.
Using your mouth, moisten the curved portion of the cane. Turn it upside-down so it resembles the letter "J" and hook your man's penis with it. Pull up on the cane, raising his penis to your mouth, and pleasure him orally.
Move the candy cane back and forth along the shaft of your man's penis while stimulating the head with your mouth. Vary the speed and intensity with which you do both. Remoisten the candy cane as needed.
Keep doing this until your man's bells are totally jingled.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #60~ The Door-gasm

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Here's the home version of a classic technique. Your man won't know if he's coming or going.

Here's What You Need:
One closet or bedroom door. One Phillips screwdriver.

Here's How You Do It:
Tell your man to remove the doorknob and latch from the door, leaving only the exposed hole. Make sure the hole is free of splinters.
Get your man naked. Have him stand on the side of the door that swings toward him (he's going to need to be on that side since he's probably going to be pressing against it pretty hard in a couple of minutes).
You get on the other side of the door and close it.
Tell your man to insert his penis through the hole in the door (depending on his height and the design of your door, he may need to stand on something in order to do this comfortably).
Using your hands, stimulate your man until he is erect. Kneel down and pleasure him orally.
Continue until you ring his bell.


Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Monday, April 25, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #59~ The Drugstore Rocking Horse

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This is a must-try position that will give you a lot of control. It'll give him a great view, plus worlds of freedom to thrust as wildly as he can.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Tell your man to sit on the edge of the bed. Have him lie down on his back with his feet still touching the floor. Now have him move down until only his upper back and shoulders are resting on the bed.
Straddling his legs, mount your man and begin to make love.
Take turns thrusting, if you like. With you on top, you can choose the depth, speed and intensity with which you come down on his penis. He can use his hips to power himself up and inside of you like he never has before.
Continue until you hear your man holler, "Yee-haw!"

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Sunday, April 24, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #58~ The Frozen Jewels

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This technique causes an additional involuntary muscle contraction as
your man reaches orgasm, sending an even more intense wave of pleasure rushing through his body.

Here's What You Need:
Two ice cubes.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart. Tell your man to let you know when he is about to reach orgasm.
Hold the two ice cubes in either hand and pleasure him orally. Do not let the ice cubes touch his body -- yet.
When your man lets you know that he is past the point of no return, quickly and firmly press the ice cubes against his testicles while continuing to pleasure him orally. He will experience a truly earth- shattering orgasm.
Afterwards, you can sing a few bars of "Ice Ice, Baby."

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Saturday, April 23, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #57~ The Fireman's Hose

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This is one of the most satisfying hand techniques you'll ever learn. It's been done for centuries, and for good reason.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his knees bent and legs wide apart.
Apply the lubricant to both of your hands. Rub your hands together, giving the lubricant a chance to warm up.
Extend one of your hands, palm up, and grasp your man's penis from the underside at the base of the shaft. Pull your hand towards you until it clears the head of his penis.
As soon as that hand leaves the base of his shaft, grasp it with the other hand and perform the exact same motion (it should look as if you are pulling in a long rope).
Keep repeating this motion, varying the speed and intensity, until you find the combination your man likes best.
Continue until your man erupts in a five-alarm orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Friday, April 22, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #56~ Squeeze & Please

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That cool, minty feeling you get after you've brushed your teeth feels great in your mouth. It'll feel even better on him.

Here's What You Need:
One toothbrush. One tube of toothpaste.

Here's How You Do It:
Get you man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Apply the toothpaste to the brush and give your teeth a thorough brushing. Spit out the excess toothpaste, but do not rinse.
Pleasure your man orally until he provides you with his own brand of pearl drops.


Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Thursday, April 21, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #55~ The Cocoa Push-up

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Here's a fun variation on the classic "chocolate syrup" technique.

Here's What You Need:
One can of chocolate syrup. One plastic cup. One towel.

Here's How You Do It:
Pour the chocolate syrup into the plastic cup. Spread the towel on the floor.
Get your man naked. Kiss, lick and apply gentle suction to his penis, testicles and thighs until he becomes erect.
Now place the cup of chocolate syrup in the middle of the towel. Tell
your man to assume the "push-up" position, with his penis dangling directly over the cup.
Steady the cup with your hand and tell your man to start doing push-ups, each time dipping his penis into the chocolate syrup.
When he can't do anymore push-ups, pull the cup away and have your man flip over onto his back.
Reward your man by pleasuring him orally, chocolate-covered penis and all.


Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #54~The Dueling "O's"

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

Here's an incredibly stimulating hand technique that your man will be thinking about for weeks.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs spread apart.
Sit in between his legs.
Form a ring with the thumb and index finger of one your hands. Your other fingers should be splayed out (your hand should look like you're giving the traditional "okay" sign).
Insert your man's penis through the ring.
Form the same ring with your other hand. Rotate your forearm so that when you put this second ring around his penis, both of your thumbs are touching (in other words, pretend that you were put in handcuffs, then rotate your arms ninety degrees to one side). The rings you've created with your thumbs and forefingers should meet in the center of your man's penis.
Simultaneously slide the bottom ring toward the base of his shaft and the top ring toward the head of his penis. Once they reach their respective ends, bring both rings back to the middle. Do this slowly at first, then gradually speed up.
In a matter of just a few minutes, your man will be in the throes of a powerful orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Tuesday, April 19, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #53~ Magic Shell-atio

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This is a great technique using the dessert topping that hardens when poured over ice cream. It won't be the only thing hard tonight.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of "hard shell" chocolate ice cream topping. One teaspoon of butter or margarine. One oblong-shaped balloon or unlubricated condom. One knife.

Here's How You Do It:
About an hour before the two of you are going to make love, fill the balloon with cold water and tie off the stem. Place it in the freezer and leave it there for the entire hour.
Take the balloon out of the freezer and rub a little butter or margarine on it. Holding it by the stem over a sink, squeeze the "hard shell" chocolate topping over the balloon, completely coating it.
Wait about thirty seconds for the topping to harden, then lay the balloon on its side on the edge of the sink. The stem should be hanging over the sink.
Using the knife, cut a hole in the balloon at the stem and let the water drain into the sink. As the balloon shrinks, you'll be able to peel it away from the chocolate shell. When it's completely drained, throw the balloon away.
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Insert your man's penis into the chilled shell. Pleasure him orally.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Monday, April 18, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #52~ The Reclining Swan

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Every so often, you need a position where your man can just sit back and enjoy the ride -- and the view. This is probably the best position for just that.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Place a couple of pillows against the headboard and have your man sit with his back propped up against them, legs extended (he should be comfortable and look as if he were reading in bed).
Straddle his lap, facing him, and lower yourself onto his erect penis. Once he's all the way inside you, put your arms behind you. Your hands should be on the bed, about where his knees are, supporting you.
Now lift your legs up one at a time and place your feet on the headboard just over his shoulders.
Bracing yourself with your hands, move up and down on your man's penis. This is a position he will never forget.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Sunday, April 17, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #51~ The Passion Peach

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The peach is definitely the most sensuous of all fruits. If you didn't think so before, just wait until after you try this technique.

Here's What You Need:
One medium to large peach. One knife.

Here's How You Do It:
Before you make love, cut a circle about an inch and a half in diameter all the way through the peach from the top down. Remove the core, including the pit.
Get your man naked. With him standing, kneel down in front him.
Slide the peach over his penis until it is all the way to the back of the shaft and continue holding it with your hand.
Pleasure your man orally while, at the same time, squeezing and rotating the peach. Turn it clockwise, then counterclockwise, and move it up and down the shaft.
The juice from the peach will trickle down the shaft, onto the head and into your mouth.
Continue pleasuring him orally and rotating the peach until you've extracted the delectable nectar.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)