Tuesday, February 22, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #41~ #41 Laundro-mate

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

You know those "magic fingers" beds you find in motels that vibrate
when you insert a quarter? This is even better. The vibration is more
intense, the position makes for maximum clitoral stimulation and you
don't have to spend fifty bucks on a hotel room.

Here's What You Need:
One washing machine.
One load of wet laundry.

Here's How You Do It:
After the washer is done agitating and doing official "washing" chores, it
goes into the "rinse and spin" cycle. This is when you make your move.
As the rinse water fills, engage in some passionate foreplay. During this
time, undress your woman and yourself. By now, the washer should be
ready to spin -- and you should be ready to deliver an awesome orgasm
your woman will never forget.
As soon as you hear the washer kick into "spin" mode, lead your woman
over to it, put your hands on her hips and lift her up onto the top of the
washing machine.
Most washers are at just the right height for you to easily part her thighs
and insert yourself without having to make any real adjustments. But if
you need to stand on something, do so.
Make love. Let the thrusts of your body combine with the intense
vibration of the washer to take your woman over the top in a way she's
never felt before.
She's had a great orgasm and you've got clean underwear for tomorrow.
Everybody wins.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Monday, February 21, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #38~ Hitching To Milwaukee

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

Some guys seem to forget that vaginal stimulation alone will get you
nowhere. For a really powerful orgasm, the clitoris has got to be
involved. This is a great little hand technique that's been around for
decades. And, judging by its name, it's 100% American-made.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back, her knees bent and
legs open wide. Sit down in between your woman's legs.
Tuck in the fingers and extend the thumb of your writing hand, as if you
were hitchhiking. Apply a few drops of lubricant to the middle knuckles
(your middle knuckles are the same ones you would use to knock on a
door).
Turn your wrist so that your knuckles are parallel to your woman's
vagina.
Maintaining the hitchhiking gesture, gently touch her clitoris with the
knuckle of your forefinger. Sweep your wrist upward so that all four
knuckles brush against and stimulate the clitoris. Then, reverse the
motion so that all four knuckles brush by the clitoris on the downstroke.
Repeat this up-and-down motion until you achieve the desired result -- a
satisfying orgasm for your woman. When you do, you will have
successfully "hitched to Milwaukee." Congratulations. You'll never
watch a rerun of "Laverne & Shirley" the same way again.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)

Sunday, February 20, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #40~ The Crescent Flutter

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

In order to achieve maximum stimulation, sometimes a woman's clitoris
needs a little help exposing itself from under its pink, fleshy hood. This is
a time-tested technique that uses suction to do just that.

Here's What You Need:
You, freshly shaven.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Position your head between your woman's legs.
Open your mouth about a half an inch wide. Roll your lips slightly
inward, covering your teeth.
Press your slightly open mouth to your woman's vagina, the clitoral hood
in between your lips. This is why you need to be freshly shaven.
Stubble above or below your lips becomes much more pronounced
when you curl them inward and would be uncomfortable against your
woman's sensitive skin.
Keeping your lips curled, form an airtight seal around the hood and
gently suck inward; her clitoris will have no choice but to expose itself.
While maintaining the suction, apply rapid flicks of your tongue to her
clitoris. Vary your tongue movements until you find the combination that
she likes best. Focus entirely on that one until you've delivered a
powerful orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)

Friday, February 4, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #39~ Buzz Lips

Buenos días amigos de amor indulgente ~ Good Morning Love Indulgent Friends

You're already proficient at using your tongue to pleasure your woman.
Now add a little vibration and you've got an unbeatable combination
that's sure to induce wave after wave of incredible orgasms.

Here's What You Need:
You, with a song in your head.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Position your head sideways, so that your lips are parallel with the lips of
your woman's vagina.
Pleasure her orally. Having your head sideways is different enough to
produce some very satisfying results, but you're going to add something
even better: Open your mouth slightly and place your lips over your
woman's clitoris. Close your lips and begin to hum. Let the vibration
from your lips stimulate her clitoris. The louder you hum, the better.
Hum for a minute or so, then go back to using your tongue. Do that for a
minute, then hum again.
Continue alternating until your woman is humming a different tune..

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)