Monday, May 30, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #74~ Cleopatra's Cuckoo Clock

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This is a terrific technique you can do using just your hands. When they're lucky enough to find a woman that knows how to do it, men go absolutely crazy for it.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back. Sit beside your man, facing him. Using your hands, caress his penis, testicles and inner thighs.
Once he is erect, grip the shaft of his penis with one of your hands and give him one quick up-and-down stroke (you should be gripping his penis firmly enough so that his skin moves along with your hand). The clock has struck one.
Go back to the gentle caresses for another fifteen seconds, then give his penis two up-and-down strokes. The clock has struck two.
Do the same thing again, except this time give him three strokes, and so on.
When your man feels that he is on the brink of orgasm, he has to say the word "Cuckoo." At that point give him as many strokes as it takes to put him over the top.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Sunday, May 29, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #73~Maximum Altoid-tude

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This is the infamous Altoid technique. Need we say more?

Here's What You Need:
One mint.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Place the mint in your mouth and let it partially dissolve.
Pleasure your man orally, pausing frequently to blow a small stream of
air over the head and shaft of your man's penis (this will create an amazing cooling sensation).
Continue until he achieves a curiously strong orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Saturday, May 28, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #72~The Porch Of Passion

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This technique is definitely one of the most enjoyable ever.

Here's What You Need:
One porch swing.

Here's How You Do It:
If you are able to, adjust the height of the porch swing so that the seat is even with the height of your man's penis.
Get your man naked. You, too.
Sit in the porch swing and move forward so that your vagina is even with the edge of the seat.
Have your man enter you.
Raise your legs up and let them rest on his shoulders.
Have your man grasp the edge of the swing with his hands and rock you back and forth on his penis. This is incredibly relaxing and makes for a most satisfying orgasm.


Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Friday, May 27, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #71~ The Batter's Box

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There's an often neglected erogenous zone on your man. It's the area between his testicles and anus. Many people refer to this area as the "male G-spot." Give it some attention tonight.

Here's What You Need:
One washcloth.

Here's How You Do It:
Run hot water over the washcloth until it is completely saturated. Wring it out.
Fold the washcloth in half one way, then in thirds the other way. You should now have a steaming rectangle.
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs wide apart.
Position yourself between your man's legs and run the washcloth down his penis, over to his testicles and, finally, to his perineum -- the area between his testicles and anus.
Press the washcloth firmly against this area and let the moist heat relax your man.
As you continue to hold the washcloth in place, pleasure your man orally.
Continue until he "sends one out of the park."

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Thursday, May 26, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #70~ The Licorice Lasso

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Here's a fun and playful way to tie your man up.

Here's What You Need:
One bag of long licorice whips.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on the bed with his arms above his head.
Take one length of licorice and tie his right wrist to the bedpost. Do the same with his left.
Kiss, lick, stroke and generally tease your man.
When his penis is erect, tie another strand of licorice around it.
Pull on the licorice whip to guide your man's penis into your mouth. Pleasure him orally.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #69~ Griffin's Throttle

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Here's a great hand technique that your man won't be able to get enough of.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand. Sit down beside your man, facing him.
Apply a small amount of lubricant to allow the lubricant to warm up.
Using the hand nearest your man's side, that would be your left hand), would hold a handle bar. Flex your "revving" the throttle on a motorcycle.
you hands. Rub them together to
body (if you're sitting on his right grasp his penis. Hold it like you wrist up and down as if you were
When his penis is fully erect, add your other hand. Flex your wrists in opposite directions (when you flex your left wrist up, flex your right wrist down and vice-versa).
The bottom half of his penis will feel clockwise stimulation at the same time the top half feels it counterclockwise.
Continue until he "pops a wheelie" good orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #68~ Brew-topia

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In England, tea time is usually at four o'clock in the afternoon; but you can spring this classic technique on your man anytime and really heat things up in the bedroom.

Here's What You Need:
One cup of hot tea (not scalding).

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand. Kneel down in front of your man and take a sip of tea. Do not swallow it.
Press your closed lips against the head of his penis and quickly take it into your mouth (try not to allow any of the tea to escape).
Keep your head still for about fifteen seconds, allowing your man to fully experience the heating sensation.
Pleasure your man orally, take additional sips of tea as needed. Continue until he yells, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Saturday, May 7, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #67~ The Alley Cat

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Once you treat your man to this position, it will immediately become one his most-requested favorites.

Here's What You Need:
Two pillows.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Lie down on the bed on your stomach.
Place both pillows under your hips, stacked one on top of the other. This positions your vagina in the air nicely and gives your man a wonderful view of the festivities. It also provides for a deep and satisfying amount of penetration.
Have him enter you from behind and begin thrusting. Continue until he reaches a "cat-aclysmic" orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Friday, May 6, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #66~ Chocolate Cherries Jubilee

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It's amazing how much pleasure you can derive from a single chocolate- covered cherry. Here's a fantastic technique guaranteed to satisfy his sweet tooth -- and all the rest of them, too.

Here's What You Need:
One chocolate-covered cherry.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Turn the chocolate-covered cherry upside-down and bite off the flat portion. You should now have a chocolate "wafer" in your mouth, and be holding a chocolate cup filled with juice and a cherry.
Bite the wafer into halves and set one half on each of his nipples.
Hold the cup above your man's legs and tilt it so that the juice drizzles onto his inner thighs. Do not let the cherry fall out.
Using your mouth and tongue, slowly lick the juice off your man's thighs. He will find this incredibly arousing.
Now place the cherry in your mouth. Give your man a deep, long, passionate kiss pushing the cherry into his mouth.
By now, the chocolate on his nipples should be soft. Using your mouth and tongue, suck and lick it away from each nipple.
Finally, turn the chocolate cup over and place it on the head of his penis. Pleasure him orally.
Continue until he discovers that life really is a bowl of cherries.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Thursday, May 5, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #65~ The One-Fingered Parrot

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This is a great technique every time you do it for your man -- but the first time is always the best. The trick is not letting him in on what you're doing ahead of time. It may take a couple of minutes to make the connection, but once he does he'll have the time of his life. And you'll probably learn a lot about what he likes, as well.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart.
Lie down between his legs. Extend one of your arms and lay it on his chest. Point your index finger at your man, just in front of his mouth, and keep it there.
Now wait for him to do something to your index finger. Usually, he'll kiss it. As soon as he does, you kiss his penis in the corresponding spot. If he kisses the tip of your finger, you kiss the tip of his penis.
Don't do anything to him until he does it to your finger. If he asks you what's going on, don't say a word. Just wag your finger at him to refocus his attention.
Eventually, he'll catch on to the fact that whatever he does to your finger, you'll do to his penis. Once he realizes this, watch out. Your man is going to go crazy with this new-found power.
Keep doing whatever he does to your finger until he erupts in one of the most satisfying orgasms you could ever give him.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #64~ Niagara In A Barrel

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This is a great position that lets him know you are ready and willing to fulfill his every sexual desire.

Here's What You Need:
One bed Two pillows.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Both of you get on the bed and begin making love.
Sliding on your back, maneuver your head to the edge of the bed. Place the two pillows on the floor underneath your head. Keep sliding until your head and shoulders go over the edge and down onto the pillows (only the lower half of your body should still be on the bed).
Your man should remain on the bed completely, on top of you. This position will stretch you in a way he'll find incredibly pleasurable.
Continue until you've got your man over a barrel.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Tuesday, May 3, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #63~ The Pecan Mummy

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If you're not into making love in the morning, you're selling your man short. After a night full of erotic dreams, you better believe he would love to wake up to an even sexier reality. Here's a great way to start his day.

Here's What You Need:
One pecan twirl pastry.

Here's How You Do It:
If your man isn't already naked, get him that way.
Take the pecan twirl and break off only the outer-most circle (this part is
usually somewhat dry and brittle and wouldn't lend itself to this technique). Now unroll the moist inner circles of the twirl until you have one long strip of pastry.
Starting at the base of your man's penis, roll the pastry around the shaft all the way up to the head. Be careful not to break the twirl.
Once you're done, nibble away at the top portion of the twirl until you have uncovered the head of your man's penis. Pleasure that portion of your man orally.
Nibble away another section of the twirl and pleasure the newly uncovered section.
Keep going until you have nibbled away all of the twirl. Pleasure your man fully until he explodes in a day-breaking orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Monday, May 2, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #62~ Twiddling The Hickory

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Are you ready for another awesome hand technique that will have him screaming your name in ecstasy? This one's a classic.

Here's What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs spread.
Sit in between your man's legs, "Indian-style."
Apply a very small amount of lubricant to your thumbs. Interlock your
fingers and start "twiddling your thumbs" (you know the motion we're talking about; your thumbs are, in effect, chasing each other in circles).
Put your man's penis through the hole between your fingers and thumbs. Resume twiddling your thumbs. Bring your hands down so that your thumbs are continually stroking the underside of the penis, just below the head.
Go in one direction for a minute, then the other. Keep reversing every so often until your man builds to an amazing orgasm.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Thursday, April 28, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #61~ The Inverted Cane

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After the holidays, there are always a few peppermint candy canes left over. Here's how to use one of them in a way "yule" both enjoy.

Here's What You Need:
One peppermint candy cane.


Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him stand.
Kneel down in front of him and unwrap the candy cane.
Using your mouth, moisten the curved portion of the cane. Turn it upside-down so it resembles the letter "J" and hook your man's penis with it. Pull up on the cane, raising his penis to your mouth, and pleasure him orally.
Move the candy cane back and forth along the shaft of your man's penis while stimulating the head with your mouth. Vary the speed and intensity with which you do both. Remoisten the candy cane as needed.
Keep doing this until your man's bells are totally jingled.

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #60~ The Door-gasm

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Here's the home version of a classic technique. Your man won't know if he's coming or going.

Here's What You Need:
One closet or bedroom door. One Phillips screwdriver.

Here's How You Do It:
Tell your man to remove the doorknob and latch from the door, leaving only the exposed hole. Make sure the hole is free of splinters.
Get your man naked. Have him stand on the side of the door that swings toward him (he's going to need to be on that side since he's probably going to be pressing against it pretty hard in a couple of minutes).
You get on the other side of the door and close it.
Tell your man to insert his penis through the hole in the door (depending on his height and the design of your door, he may need to stand on something in order to do this comfortably).
Using your hands, stimulate your man until he is erect. Kneel down and pleasure him orally.
Continue until you ring his bell.


Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Monday, April 25, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #59~ The Drugstore Rocking Horse

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This is a must-try position that will give you a lot of control. It'll give him a great view, plus worlds of freedom to thrust as wildly as he can.

Here's What You Need:
Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. You, too.
Tell your man to sit on the edge of the bed. Have him lie down on his back with his feet still touching the floor. Now have him move down until only his upper back and shoulders are resting on the bed.
Straddling his legs, mount your man and begin to make love.
Take turns thrusting, if you like. With you on top, you can choose the depth, speed and intensity with which you come down on his penis. He can use his hips to power himself up and inside of you like he never has before.
Continue until you hear your man holler, "Yee-haw!"

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)


Sunday, April 24, 2011

~Bedroom Tip #58~ The Frozen Jewels

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This technique causes an additional involuntary muscle contraction as
your man reaches orgasm, sending an even more intense wave of pleasure rushing through his body.

Here's What You Need:
Two ice cubes.

Here's How You Do It:
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back with his legs apart. Tell your man to let you know when he is about to reach orgasm.
Hold the two ice cubes in either hand and pleasure him orally. Do not let the ice cubes touch his body -- yet.
When your man lets you know that he is past the point of no return, quickly and firmly press the ice cubes against his testicles while continuing to pleasure him orally. He will experience a truly earth- shattering orgasm.
Afterwards, you can sing a few bars of "Ice Ice, Baby."

Until the next time "Descubre Que La Lúdica ~ (Discover The Playful You)